"In that direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, `lives a Hatter: and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on "And how do you know that you're mad?"
"To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"
"I suppose so," said Alice.
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
CHAPTER VI
PIG AND PEPPER
Now that you have entered my world of scary dreams and crazy stuff I would like for to tell you a little about my self. I am a corrections officer for the state of Texas, I have been in this line of work for almost 15 years and I am looking forward to retirement. I have just remarried after the loss of my first wife from cancer in 2001. I have married a sweet and caring lady by the name of Amber. The happy day was June 10, 05
For hobbies I like to hunt, fish, reload, shoot, read, write,wardriving woodworking blogging and cook new and creative food for Amber. Right now I am reading the Dark Tower books by Stephen King and I am really enjoying them. I have found a really Dark Tower Community on Live Journal that talks all about all kinds of Stephen King Stuff as well as Dark Tower ideas and Fan fiction set in the world of the Dark Tower. I am also a fan of Robert Heinlein, Philip K. Dick and David Gerrold, just to name a few. I have also found Robert A. Heinlein and Philip K. Dick Communtites on Live Journal I also have a blog on Xanga. It has been a while but as of 2/18/06 I now have started my reloading pages and have a few of them up and ready to be looked at. I have hopes to add about 1 to 2 loads a month. Right now I have .40 Smith and Wesson, .45 ACP and .45 Colt with Marlin 45 Colt 1894 Cowboy Limited data on the way.