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Genesis World Energy -
Harnessing an unlimited source of energy from the molecular structure of water. Apparently no one on the
development team of over 400 "visionaries" has heard of the
First Law of Thermodynamics!
I guess that's why their technical cartoon
never discusses how they over came it. Or perhaps it's a scam and a couple of people made the whole thing up?
Yeah, well, that's exactly what the big oil barrons want you to think!
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Texas Bigfoot Research Center -
It is the Texas Bigfoot Research Center's goal to venture into the study, observation and documentation of these
animals' behavioral patterns in their natural habitat. Our research is conducted in a "totally benign" fashion,
and in the least intrusive way possible. Our goal is not the killing of a specimen, but the study of living animals
in their natural habitat. Nearly everyone in this group is described as an avid outdoorsman and hunter, so I was
really worried until I saw the "totally benign" part. I guess it's still safe to wear my gorilla suit with the bigfeet
to Caddo Lake. Thank the Elohim!
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05 JAN 2002
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Rapture Letters -
"If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the
rapture, you need to add those persons email address to my database. Their names will be stored
there indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the
rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that."
Wow, I always thought spam was just a tool of the devil!
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26 NOV 2001
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Time Cube -
"I am wiser than any god or scientist, for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's
sphere, thus I have created 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner
(as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth. See for yourself the absolute proof."
Page after page of this bizarre rambling definately proves something, but I'm not sure which:
Is Gene Ray taking a LOT of LSD, or does he just need his medication increased?
(5 JAN 2001) - I don't know why, but someone is
making fun of Gene Ray!
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26 NOV 2001
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conspiracyworld.com -
"I believe that at that point Chandra Levy had somehow stumbled onto the most shocking intelligence
secret of the last few decades—the horrific Illuminati plot to manipulate so-called Arab Islamic
terrorists to smash airliners into the World Trade Center Towers and the Pentagon." Texe Marrs
on "The Mysterious Riddle of Chandra Levy." I'm not sure, but I think Texe gets all his info directly
from God. Apparently, God thinks everyone other than Texe is an agent of the Isreali Mossad.
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25 NOV 2001
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Urinet -
"urine, as a holographic substance, can affect all levels of being, from the physical, through
the electromagnetical fields of the emotions and the mind, up to the subtler genetic vibrational
information of the soul." Can it get any weirder than this? You bet! Check out the fashion show.
I wonder if they use urine to treat diaper rash?
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20 NOV 2001
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The Self Mastery Earth Institute -
"This site is for the courageous free thinkers,
those who wish to transcend scientific and religious dogma and instead make truth the ultimate priority."
The Institute has actual "proof"® of angelic UFOs, who contact them on a regular basis!
I wonder if the aliens/angels are going to introduce these guys to the Raëlians?
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19 NOV 2001
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Animal Energy - Is Fluffy peeing on the sofa again? Well for only $70 (US)
an hour, Lynn McKenzie "may be guided to consult the oracles, work with essences or essential oils vibrationally,
perform colour or crystal therapy or perhaps conduct a shamanic ceremony or ritual on the animal's behalf," but
dammit, Fluffy WILL NOT pee on the sofa again! Well, as long as Fluffy's Higher Self grants permission, that is.
Otherwise, I guess you just wasted $70!
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12 NOV 2001
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Share International - At first I thought this
was just another goofy new age spirituality site, but then I read about Transmission Meditation
which is "safe, scientific, non-denominational, and extremely
potent." "During transmission, the Masters of Wisdom direct these energies from the spiritual
planes through the energy centers (chakras) of the group members in a highly
scientific manner." Oooo, just thinking about it makes my
chakras swell in anticipation!
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05 MAY 2001
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New Hope Clinic - "utilizes bio-energetic testing
methods to determine each individual's unique "toxic signature" and to treat these
underlying toxins and other pathogenic stresses." They have testimonials to "prove"
that the so called "bio-energetic" treatment can cure anything. It's too bad they don't
include testimonials from the relatives of people who gave up on clinically proven
medicine and died thinking this would help them.
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24 APR 2001
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Planetary Activation Organization - I especially
like these guys because their symbol, which "intensely activates all humans"
(whatever that means), is called the "Ummac Dan®."
Don't look at it unless you enjoy being intensely activated, or are not human.
Most humans I know have not been intensely activated by looking at the Regular Dan.
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The Raëlian Revolution - "With the techniques and
Sensual Meditation which the Elohim kindly taught Raël, blah blah blah..." An entire
"religion" based on Alien Anal Probing™! And for just 10% of your annual net income
(after taxes) you can become an active prober. (They're non-profit so it must be okay.)
Raëlians are also into cloning. They say it's altruistic, but I think they just want to
increase their membership.
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The Society of Kabalarians of Canada -
"Teaching the Principles of Mental Freedom" and for only $145 USD they will recommend
a baby name that will allow your child to become the President of the United States
of America, rather than just a pothead or serial killer. I guess Shakespeare was wrong
about that rose thing.
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Institute for Creation Research - "For in six days the
Lord made the heaven and the earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the
seventh day..." Exodus 20:11. No page full of links to pseudoscientific sites would be
complete without at least one creationism link. The ICR is one of the... uh... best? I
copied the Exodus verse out of the bible because "Nothing on this website may be
reprinted in whole or in part without obtaining permission from ICR." I figure God will
be more forgiving and not sue me.
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Art Bell Official Web Site - Art has got to be the
all time king of pseudoscience. I think he'll believe, or at least pretend to believe,
pretty much anything. You can even listen to to his radio show over the web. I haven't
decided if it's funny or just sad. I wonder if he'd buy the Bigfoot pelt given to me by
the Elohim? -
Looks like as of October 15th, 2001, you have to pay to listen to Art!
I guess he's trying to cut down on the number of internet weirdos calling in. Oh well!
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Princeton Engineering Anomalies
Research - "In these experiments human operators attempt to influence the behavior
of a variety of mechanical, electronic, optical, acoustical, and fluid devices to conform
to pre-stated intentions, without recourse to any known physical processes." People have
been trying this for years in Las Vegas. It never works there either. The sad part is
that this is being performed by a (rather
spooky looking) Dean Emeritus at
Princeton University!
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The Florida Skunk Ape - "The
Florida Skunk Ape gets its name from the very fact that it lives in the state of Florida
and that it emits an awful stench." Clever! Could it be related to the Florida Chad
Dimpler? (Yeah, yeah, I know. Chad jokes are as old and stale as Bigfoot sightings.)
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