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[ "There was a young lady named Bright<BR>" +
  "Whose speed was much faster than light.<BR>" +
  "She went out one day<BR>" +
  "In a relative way,<BR>" +
  "And returned the previous night.",
  "Anonymous" ],

[ "What, me worry?",
  "Alfred E. Neuman" ],

[ "Everything you know is wrong.",
  "The Firesign Theater" ],

[ "If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance.",
  "Mark Twain"],

[ "Students achieving oneness will move ahead to twoness.",
  "Woody Allen" ],

[ "Faith is believing what you know ain't so.",
  "Mark Twain" ],

[ "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.",
  "Mark Twain"],

[ "The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary " +
  "telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, " +
  "and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, " +
  "only without the cat.",
  "Albert Einstein"],

[ "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, " +
  "education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would " +
  "indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment " +
  "and hope of reward after death.",
  "Albert Einstein" ],

[ "My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, " +
  "why it is as it is and why it exists at all.",
  "Stephen Hawking" ],

[ "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.",
  "Stephen Wright" ],

[ "That's wild, wacky stuff!",
  "Johnny Carson" ],

[ "Black holes are where God divided by zero.",
  "Stephen Wright" ],

[ "I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.",
  "Socrates" ],

[ "640K ought to be enough for anybody.",
  "Bill Gates" ],

[ "Higher education is not my priority.",
  "George W. Bush" ],

[ "Laura and I sometimes don't realize how bright our children is " +
  "until we get an objective analysis.",
  "George W. Bush" ],

[ "This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. " +
  "I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.",
  "George W. Bush" ],

[ "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls " +
  "and principles, come and join this campaign.",
  "George W. Bush" ],

[ "That scared the pants off me! Guess I'd better put my pants back on.",
  "Brak" ],

[ "When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people " +
  "thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that " +
  "thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is " +
  "flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.",
  "Isaac Asimov" ]


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