Bullnapped!

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Great Balls of Buster

An original comedy screen play
written by Texas authors

Trana Mae Simmons
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Rosalyn Alsobrook

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Logline: A romantic comedy about a breeding bull named Buster who gets bullnapped, and the rustlers are going to send Buster's balls home in a box if they don't pay the ransom.
Synopsis: The keystone rustlers of Kimble County bullnap the prize of the herd! The heroine wants the sperm back alive, and the Texas Ranger to the rescue ain't so sure the bull's not better off where he's at. Great Balls of Buster!

Colt Hollister should have been born an 1800's Ranger. Instead, his captain hinges the pending promotion slot on whoever can utilize the new investigative software the best. And Colt despises even the pager he's ordered to carry, let alone e-mailing in status reports. But the high profile case out in West Texas is right up Colt's alley: Some stupid rustlers stole Buster, the most famous bull in Texas, and the ransom note threatens to send Buster's balls home in a box. Who the hell needs a computer to solve an old-fashioned rustling?

Veterinarian Erin Granger doesn't think there's a thing wrong with electro-ejaculating Buster to collect his sperm. At least, not until Colt arrives and accuses her of animal abuse by withholding real sex from Buster. But she can't let Colt's opinion keep her from dogging his every step until she gets her lonesome dogie back.

Bubba and Earl only want to borrow Buster for Ma's birthday present--long enough to let Buster knock up all the cows. But Buster evidently needs some bull viagra, though the boys try their best to teach him all about sex. When someone rustles Buster from the rustlers, the Texas media uproar forces as unlikely a liaison as anyone has ever seen to try to save Buster's balls from Rocky Mountain Oyster stew. Then a tornado steals Buster from the newest thief...confused yet? Think about poor Buster, who only wants to go home to his former life. That is, until he spies the bachelor bull pad, complete with erotic cow pictures prepared in place of his sterile stall.

There goes Bossie in to visit Buster--Ouch! Buster slammed the door in our faces! Get Along Little Dogies!

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Our Hero
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E-mail: Trana Mae Simmons

E-mail: Rosalyn Alsobrook

E-mail: Buster

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Go back HOME (where poor ol' Buster wants to be)
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.	Great Balls of Buster An original comedy screen play written by Texas authors Trana Mae Simmons and Rosalyn Alsobrook	.
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.	Logline: A romantic comedy about a breeding bull named Buster who gets bullnapped, and the rustlers are going to send Buster's balls home in a box if they don't pay the ransom. Synopsis: The keystone rustlers of Kimble County bullnap the prize of the herd! The heroine wants the sperm back alive, and the Texas Ranger to the rescue ain't so sure the bull's not better off where he's at. Great Balls of Buster! Colt Hollister should have been born an 1800's Ranger. Instead, his captain hinges the pending promotion slot on whoever can utilize the new investigative software the best. And Colt despises even the pager he's ordered to carry, let alone e-mailing in status reports. But the high profile case out in West Texas is right up Colt's alley: Some stupid rustlers stole Buster, the most famous bull in Texas, and the ransom note threatens to send Buster's balls home in a box. Who the hell needs a computer to solve an old-fashioned rustling? Veterinarian Erin Granger doesn't think there's a thing wrong with electro-ejaculating Buster to collect his sperm. At least, not until Colt arrives and accuses her of animal abuse by withholding real sex from Buster. But she can't let Colt's opinion keep her from dogging his every step until she gets her lonesome dogie back. Bubba and Earl only want to borrow Buster for Ma's birthday present--long enough to let Buster knock up all the cows. But Buster evidently needs some bull viagra, though the boys try their best to teach him all about sex. When someone rustles Buster from the rustlers, the Texas media uproar forces as unlikely a liaison as anyone has ever seen to try to save Buster's balls from Rocky Mountain Oyster stew. Then a tornado steals Buster from the newest thief...confused yet? Think about poor Buster, who only wants to go home to his former life. That is, until he spies the bachelor bull pad, complete with erotic cow pictures prepared in place of his sterile stall. There goes Bossie in to visit Buster--Ouch! Buster slammed the door in our faces! Get Along Little Dogies! . .	.
.	Our Hero ("literaturelly" speaking) .	.
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.	E-mail: Trana Mae Simmons E-mail: Rosalyn Alsobrook E-mail: Buster	.
.	Go back HOME (where poor ol' Buster wants to be)	.