Friends, Amigos, Comrads, Minions and Peons

Hello everybody!  This page is respectfully dedicated to all of my weird-o friends.  For those of you who acctually are interested in what my friends look like,
I'll try to find pictures.  If you guys just came to look at all the stuff I wrote
about you, tee-hee!  Made you look!  :)

         Full Name:  Kathleen Finney Cecilia O'Neil
          DOB:  12/18/80        Sign: Sagitarius
          Favorite Book:  The Hobbit and The Phantom Toll Booth
          Favorite Movie:  A Fish Called Wanda or Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail
          Interesting Traits:  plays the flute, the piano, the piccalo, and the accordion;  used to think she wanted to be a horse;  knows all the words to The Sound of Silence;  hates movies with any blood and/or violence;  doesn't like celery.
          Misc.:  I have known Katie since we were five years old and we have been the best of friends for most of that time.  She is an exceptional musician but she doesn't know if she wants to major in music.  She also does a very convincing impression of Janice Joplin.
           Inside Joke:  The equation for male density is proportional to the number of males in the room versus the number of females, multiplied by the size of the male's ego and the importance of the matter being discussed.

        Full Name: Charles Alford Anderson
             DOB:  11/19/80       Sign:  Scorpio
             Favorite Book: The Hobbit
             Favorite Movie:  Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail
             Interesting Traits:  Got a 1580 on his PSAT;  loves japanamation more than life itself;  has had three years of latin and three years of Spanish;  plays a gay mage in his Vampire role playing game, doesn't like rice.  He is Julie's big brother.
            Misc:  I have known Charlie for about three years now and he has become one of my very good friends.  Drives a tan, nineteen seventy-something VW Rabbit which he loves and hates at the same time.
            Inside Joke:  Batman, The Guitar, The Aliens-Invading-Earth, The Chase, the Surge commercial, and many others.
            Full Name:  Allison Ann Hollingsworth
           DOB:  1/15/81        Sign:  Capricorn
           Favorite Book:  ?
           Favorite Movie:  Waiting for Guffman
           Interesting Traits: Is about the only one of my friends who has any athletic talent at all whatsoever - she swims on the swim team; is also an actress and last year she directed a very stirring rendition of Steel Magnolias;  is also usually typecast as an insane person for the simple reason that she is, in fact, insane; does not like shrimp or tea, but wishes that she did.
           Misc:  Allison and I have known each other for about five and a half years, but she has known Katie and my other friend Michael since she was about three and yet we (Allison and I) never met until we were in Jr. High.  She has a dog named Marty and she is the only person I know who has ever had a pet duck.  Its name was Beaker.  She is also an aunt.
           Inside Joke: Dead-air dead-air!  Hey it's the A - J Big Show!  I am Aller-Aller!  And I am J-j-j-j-j-jumpin' Jack Flash!  People with problems!  And you have no idea how many more.
             Full Name:  MichaelandJeff  PhillipsandLlewellyn
          DOB:  We're not really sure since they were born months apart, and yet are still joined at the hip.
          Favorite Book:  Something to do with their role playing.
          Favorite Movie:  The Star Wars Trilogy
          Interesting Traits:  As I mentioned, MichaelandJeff are joined at the hip.  However, they do not technically live at the same house, nor do they have the same parents; a phenomenon which modern science has not yet been able to explain.

My other weird-o friends include:


 






Jason Fenton  -  professional strange person
Kevin Dunn  -  chess master without the title (he has the title of boyfriend now!)
Ken Lowery  -  the next great syndicated columnist
Julie Anderson  -  the purple musician (and Charlie's sister)
Suzanne Gerard  -  Latin Princess (of the Latin Queen who doesn't know me)
Fran Gottenkeiney  -  absolutely the nicest person alive
Dena Wigder  -  my favorite alto
Leisha Davis  -  otherwise known as SPROUT
April Wilson  -  the single weirdest person I know
Jeff Clayborn  -  Is it?!?  Aren't you?!?  Is he?!?
Gayatri Syafri  -  Affectionately known as "G" or by me as "G-weazle!"
Elizabeth Moore  -  my childhood friend who goes to Pearce (BOO!!)
Jessie Bothast - my dearest friend since 6th grade who was really put out when she  realized that she wasn't on here.  SORRY JESS!
 


Longer descriptions will follow when I have more time.

If you notice that I have gotten anything wrong about your life, or if you
feel like you were wrongly included/excluded, please e-mail me!
 griffon@swbell.net


 





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