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20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
- Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
- Say, Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.
- Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
- Say, Damn, this water's cold.
- Drop a marble and say, Oh shit! My glass eye!
- Say, Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.
- Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
- Say, Now how did that get there?
- Say, Humus. Reminds me of humus.
- Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically
under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, Whoa! Easy boy!
- Say, Interesting... more floaters than sinkers.
- Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad
of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
- Say, C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.
- Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall
with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you
squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame
it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
- Say, Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
- Say, Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am
- I gonna do?
- Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.
- Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down
your Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
- Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, Peek-a-boo!
- Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and
sing Born Free.
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