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CREATIVE
LIVING TIPS FROM A GLORIOUS FREE SPIRIT a
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Connie NEW: Cosmic Connie's Blog: Whirled Musings Sampler
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FARK shares her thoughts on bodaciously, scrumptiously, totally yummiferous living . . . | ||||||||
HOW TO BE REALLY, REALLY, TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY ALIVE! |
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| Live wetly. Finger-paint your feelings on the walls and windows of public places. Sleep standing up. Wear pajamas and a ski mask to the Stop-n-Go. Pour salt on garden snails. Develop an astounding appetite for writing love letters to yourself and self-publishing them as tiny little gift books. Dye your dog to match your living room furniture. | |||||||||
| Dance naked on your roof waving lawn flamingos and shouting passages from A Course in Miracles. Interview a tree. Transform negatives into positives or at least into neutrals. Teach your friends' kids to jump up and down on furniture. Sneak out at midnight on Christmas Eve and strategically rearrange your neighbor's lawn nativity scene, paying special attention to Joseph and the sheep. Dress toads in doll clothes. | |||||||||
| Learn to fart in three octaves. Believe in Magic but don't have unprotected sex with him. |
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| Find some old people and pretend to listen to them. Rub against trees in a very naughty way. Live in a magical cottage with 42 cats and watch your friends as they struggle to pretend not to notice the smell when they visit. Marry yourself and place a half-page announcement in the Sunday paper. Show up in church wearing live lizards as earrings. Expect a miracle and when one shows up be sure to contact the media. | |||||||||
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Find a catchy gimmick and turn it into a workshop because everyone loves workshops: IF YOU BILK THEM THEY WILL COME. |
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| Give yourself a cute
name and make precious posters with sweet little sayings
scrawled in fake childlike writing and sell them for a
lot of money in New Age catalogues. It
worked for me! © FARK I love you All! FArK is a visionary artist who lives in an enchanted garden in San Francisco. She hand-paints her underwear. She refuses to wear matching socks. She is a Virago with Arachne ascendant. She stays up all night and writes sonnets to her cats. She practices random acts of preciousness. Last year she married herself and this year she plans to marry a tree. Her dreams in life are to save the Earth and to free everybody's secret creative spirit by filling the planet with brightly-colored posters and T-shirts and notepaper and greeting cards and jewelry. Celebrate your own You-niqueness; join the thousands of non-conformists who have embraced the work of FARK. Click here to see a poster
version Copyright © 1997 by Connie L. Schmidt From the book Cosmic Relief: Honoring
& Celebrating the Global Paradigm Shaft |
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That was delicious and it really made me feel alive. Take me back to the "Sampler" contents page. Tell me how I can celebrate my uniqueness by getting a copy of Cosmic Relief. Take me joyfully back to the Cosmic Relief Contents Page. I want to refresh and renew my childlike spirit at the Cosmic Relief Home Page. I want to share my joy
with Cosmic Connie by sending her an email. |
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