|
WILD
MEN & WOUNDED WOMEN: GET EMPOWERED NOW! a
taste of C |
|||||||||
| The only official web site by Cosmic
Connie NEW: Cosmic Connie's Blog: Whirled Musings Sampler
Contents | Cosmic
Relief Contents |
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
You DON'T have to go out to the woods or to a hotel conference room to reclaim your Truth. In fact, you don't have to leave home at all! |
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
Our perennial best-seller... THE HOME SWEAT LODGE Re-capture the essence of that primal weekend - right in your own back yard. The Home Sweat Lodge is big enough to hold you and up to five Lodge Brothers, for hours of sweating, anguished sharing and manly grunting. (And the Home Sweat Lodge can be used indoors too.) |
||||||||||
|
So when life with your mate becomes too oppressive... when she nags you for leaving the seat up or for missing the toilet entirely and splattering the walls and guest towels...you can retreat to the sanctity of your very own Sweat Lodge! | |||||||||
| "I have one for every room
in my house." - Michael Meat, author of MEN AND THE SWILL OF LIFE "Breaks the ice at parties!" - Sam Spleen, author of A FIRE IN THE DELI |
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
And for the ladies.... |
||||||||||
The Home Menstrual Hut |
||||||||||
|
A balm for the wounded yin... a space for solitude or for sisterly sharing... but most of all, a place to escape from the brutality of the masculine element... The Home Menstrual Hut is Everywoman's key to reclaiming her lost femininity. | |||||||||
It's 100% washable... lightweight but super-absorbent... and a breeze to redecorate as often as you wish, to suit your many moods. It even comes with a soundproof, bullet-resistant module for quick conversion to a PMS Hut. Discover what indigenous women have always known. Heal your yin, be with your feelings, and finally reclaim your womanity.
COMING SOON: THE YARD YURT It's more than a tent but far less than a cabin... all the discomforts of the Mongolian yurt, right in your own back yard! All Home-Retreat ® lodges and huts come in kits or pre-assembled. Call for more information. (713) 555-HOME
Copyright © 1997 by Connie L. Schmidt From the book, Cosmic Relief: Honoring & Celebrating the Global Paradigm Shaft Graphic composites created by the author in CorelDRAW! |
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
I want to embark upon a Hero's Journey back to the "Samples" Contents Page I want to reclaim the Cosmic Relief Contents Page I want to seek my Inner Shero/Hero back at the Cosmic Relief Home Page |
||||||||||
SMIC RELIEF
