COSMIC RELIEF: HOW TO GET IT C |
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The only official web site by
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First of all...if you're in Houston, lucky you! You can pick up a copy of Cosmic Relief at Spiritual Heights Wellness Center. | |||
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can get your relief through the mail at a
special Cyber-Cynics' discount. On this page we'll tell
you how. Okay, but first tell me more about Cosmic Relief (you know, the FAQ's) |
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And now the details on how to get it... We apologize for not having the system in place yet to allow you to order from us on-line. Furthermore, we're not in all of the bookstores nationwide... not yet, anyway (boy, is that an understatement). We are on Amazon, Barnes & Noble online and Borders online, but at this time they still have to order from us. So we're offering you a discount to make up for the inconvenience. As a visitor to the Cosmic Relief web site, you're entitled to get your very own copy of the book Cosmic Relief for only $14.95 (U.S.). That's $4.00 off the regular price of $18.95 U.S. (144 fish-heads Atlantis). Look, at any price, Cosmic Relief is much cheaper than therapy, workshops or even many of those brand-name best-sellers - plus, due to its exclusive patented Time-Relief ® formula, it lasts a lot longer. And you can take it in the bathroom with you. Betcha can't do that with your therapist or your guru. (Bet you wouldn't want to if you could. And if your therapist or guru tries to take you into the bathroom, you just may have grounds for a lawsuit that will nab you enough money to buy out our entire inventory of Cosmic Relief, with money left over to take us out to dinner. In Paris or London.) |
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Cosmic Relief Vital Statistics: ISBN 1-887918-01-9 8 1/2 x 11, 108 pages, illus. (black-and-white), printed on high-quality 80-lb stock Four-color cover, perfect bound Sensitivity Advisory: The material in Cosmic Relief contains implicit and explicit references to S-X, G-D, and other sensitive subjects. Reader discretion is advised, as the author failed to exercise any discretion whatsoever. To
order, simply send a check* or money order* for U.S. : $5.00 for first copy, $1.00 for each additional copy. Canada: $6.00 for first copy, $2.00 for each additional copy. Outside U.S. and Canada: $8.00 first copy, $2.00 each additional copy. Mail order and payment to: Misguided
Angel Press * Please make check or money order payable to Connie L. Schmidt Please do not send fish-heads; we have quite enough of those already, thank you. Retailers: For information on quantity discounts, please send e-mail request to cosmic.connie@juno.com. Thanks in advance for your order, and thank you for visiting our web site! |
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Misguided Angel Press has pledged to donate 10% of all proceeds from the sale of Cosmic Relief to AIDS research. | |||
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