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for authors & prospective authors

Schmidt Kaye & Company
PROFESSIONAL LITERARY SERVICES

Frank talk for authors who are
more than just curious...

OUR FAMOUS AUTHOR QUESTIONNAIRE
WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU HIRE A LITERARY COLLABORATOR
SO YOU THINK YOU'VE WRITTEN THE LATEST BLOCKBUSTER...

Maybe everybody you know has told you that you "have a book in you"...after all, everyone has a book in them, right? So why not you? Or maybe you have already written your book, and are absolutely certain it's going to be a bestseller, because your target market is...the whole world! Or maybe you have a great concept but no money, and you're looking for someone who will help you write your book for a promise of a share in future profits.

We're not here to dash anyone's dreams. On the contrary, we became literary collaborators for the sole purpose of helping people realize their dreams of creating a book. But these dreams absolutely have to be based on reality, and that is why we have provided a series of "reality checks" for authors and prospective authors.

Let's look at the scenarios above. The old saying that "everyone has a book in them" may be true...but the reality is that it has to be a book someone will actually want to read. We're not being smart-alecky here, just honest. And our Author Questionnaire, as well as our "Blockbuster or Bust" page, will help you take an honest look at your work.

As for the conviction that your book is going to be a bestseller, we certainly encourage optimism, but the first thing you must do is determine your target market...and when doing this, "the world" is not enough. (Hmmm...that would make a good movie title.) You need to be much more specific than "the world" or "everyone" when figuring out who your target audience is. Even perennial bestselling author Stephen King has a target audience! Determining your target audience is just one of the things you'll do when you answer our Author Questionnaire.

And if you are looking for someone who will work on spec — that is, for a share of future profits — good luck. Almost no professional literary collaborator will do this (any more than a plastic surgeon will perform work in exchange for a promise that the patient will pay when she becomes a supermodel). For this and other potential eye-openers, see our "Reality Check~What To Expect" page.

If you are serious about your book, follow these links...and don't be afraid! If the information here doesn't scare you away, it will make you stronger.

 Our exclusive Author Questionnaire: This questionnaire will help you determine how ready your book — and you — are for publication. It's a free mini-seminar and obstacle course, all in one!

 Reality Check~What To Expect: Maybe we're not the book partners for you. Then again, maybe we are. In any case, here are seven points to remember if you're really serious about your book.

 Blockbuster or Bust?: Think you just might have the next blockbuster, Readers' Digest book selection, or TV-movie (or even big-screen) story? Well, hold on a minute, and read this.

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SCHMIDT KAYE & COMPANY PROFESSIONAL LITERARY SERVICES
Ron Kaye & Connie L. Schmidt
8919 Friendship Road • Houston TX USA 77080-4111 • (713) 463-9263 • 9AM-5PM Central Time M-F
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