PROVENCE,
FRANCE
Teresa and Rick
Williams
May 15-31, 2006
By: terwms@swbell.net

Beautiful
weather. Lots of sunshine. Delightful hilltop towns with
stone
buildings, narrow cobbled streets, and chateaus. Friendly,
helpful
people. Wonderful, inexpensive wines. Fabulous
Mediterranean
food. Driving through steep, rocky gorges, vineyards, and
orchards.
Fresh local produce. Crystal clear rivers. A fresh-baked
crusty baguette every day. A variety of wonderful
cheeses.
Spending an hour or two (or three) enjoying a multi-course meal in a
cafe full
of local people. Sleeping with the windows open and hearing the
sound of
birds, peacocks, and ducks. Waking up with the sun in your face
on a cool
morning and looking our your stone farmhouse windows through blue
shutters across a valley and seeing
Mount Ventoux
filling the horizon. We experienced all these things for two
weeks.
If this doesn't appeal to you, do
NOT go to
Provence in the
spring.
What a wonderful place! Our first trip to
France
was in the beautiful
countryside and hills of the southeast. We booked this vacation
with
Untours, a company that
specializes is
two-week vacations in
Europe.
The price
includes airfare from the
U.S.,
rental car, and an apartment in a centrally-located, non-tourist
neighborhood where the local people live. You are met at the
airport by
the local representative who is always available for guidance or
emergencies if
needed. Before the trip, they provided us with the Michelin
Provence
travel guide, a Michelin regional map, and their own on-site
guide. Other
than that, you are on your own.
We had a nine-hour overnight flight from
Houston
to
Paris
with a
one-hour connection to Marseille. We arrived with about 36 other
"untourists" and were met by Regine Tomlinson, our French Untours
hostess. We were bussed to
Avignon,
an hour north of Marseille, where we picked up our rental car - a
fun-to-drive,
5-speed Opel Mireva. We were all staying in various locations
within 10
miles of each other, but Rick and I and one other couple were told
that, even
with a detailed map, we probably couldn't find out apartment. So
we drove
to Regine's house in L'Isle-sur-la-Sorgue, where we met her husband
Max, and
our respective landlords.

Our four-car caravan took a 20-minute drive to the small
village of St. Didier.
Our apartment was two miles outside of town. We turned onto
a small
one-lane road and drove up the hill to a converted farmhouse.
Because of
its remoteness, we received a discount off the normal price of the
trip. The farmhouse is on the border of the Venasque woods,
a
popular hiking region through the hills.
Having done one previous Untour in
Portugal with minimal
conveniences,
we were pleasantly surprised by all the appliances, utensils and dishes
we had
- especially the washing machine. There was no telephone but we
never
needed one. The landlords stock the apartment so that you
don't
have to worry about finding someplace to eat your first night when you
are so
tired. We had a fresh baguette, a bottle of local wine, ham,
pork,
sausage, eggs, a large chunk of brie, butter, water, milk, orange
juice, and
about five pounds of local cherries.
Our apartment was on the back corner of the farmhouse. The stone
walls
were 1.5- to 2-feet thick. All the openings had shutters on the
outside
walls and glass windows or doors on the inside. The bathroom
window was
the only one with a screen. I don't know why they bothered.
We
normally opened all the windows and shutters while we were there except
on
chilly or windy days. Max told us that the landlords always
complained about the Untours guests leaving their shutters
open.
The French are very energy conscious and consider this wasteful since
the
closed windows and shutters keep the cool in during hot weather and the
heat in
during cold. In extreme heat or cold this makes sense but
if we
didn't have the shutters opened then we would have to turn on lights in
order
to be able to see. We justified our actions because of the gorgeous
weather and
the fact that we paid for the views and intended to enjoy them.
The sun came up about 5 a.m. and didn't set until 10 p.m. By 7
a.m., it
was shining right in our faces.

The kitchen had a no-longer-used wood-burning fireplace. On the
dining
room table was a typical Provencal blue and yellow oilcloth
tablecloth.
They are designed for indoor and outdoor use as they can be wiped with
a sponge
and aren't stainable.

The well-worn stone staircase goes to the bathroom on the right and the
two
bedrooms further up on the left. Negotiating the worn stairs was
a
challenge and always required being very careful because of the
depressions in
the steps. It was also a bit tricky coming down from the bedroom
to go to
the bathroom since you had to step across a void to reach the bathroom
steps. Luckily neither of us fell. The bedrooms had
limited furnishings
- a one-mattress double bed, wardrobe, chair and small
table.

View from the bathroom door down into the living room. The
bathroom was
painted typical Provencal blue and yellow.
The living room was much bigger than we expected with a full-size
leather couch
and matching chair. However, neither was very comfortable to sit
on
because of the sagging cushions.

View from the kitchen window to our lone cherry tree. The area
around us
was only minimally maintained. There was also a fig, almond, and
olive
tree on the property. Rosemary and thyme grew in the planters but
neither
looked like what I've seen in the
U.S. In fact, the
thyme was
so different I'm not sure it really was thyme. However, it sure
smelled
like it. Good thing it wasn't poisonous since I cooked with it.
Speaking of poisonous, we saw quite a few scorpions on the walls and
ceilings
of the apartment, mostly in the kitchen and one in the bedroom.
They
ranged in size from .5 inch long to 1 inch. As long as we ignored
them,
they ignored us. We just had to keep our eyes open.
Down the hill there was a cherry orchard. Little did we know we
would see
them every day, everywhere. The only thing growing that we saw
more of
were vineyards.

The smallest vineyard in the world was across the "street" from
us. There were only five vines.

View from the patio
and most of
the windows.

And speaking of the patio....
We hung around the area as much as possible after our day trips when
the
weather was nice. Before arriving, I read all the books I could
find
about the area - the Peter Mayle series (A Year in Provence, Provence
Encore,
Toujours Provence), two books by Carol Drinkwater, an English actress
who
married a French man (The Olive Farm, The Olive Season), and The Magic
of
Provence by Yvonne Lenard.
All mentioned the fierce mistral winds. I just assumed these
winds were
only in winter but they blow 100 days of the year. The normal
sustained
speed is 40 mph but gusts can be up to 115. In 1999 there were 12
continuous
days of 42 mph winds. They start above the Alps, head south, and
gain
momentum over the
Rhone
Valley which acts
like a
funnel. They are strongest in the area where we were staying and
then die
out as they hit the
Mediterranean.
We
had several hours of mistral on various days and had problems keeping
the
furniture upright on the patio. We also had to close the shutters
and
windows to keep things from blowing into the apartment. We saw
many large
stones sitting on tile roofs of homes to keep the tiles from blowing
off. Supposedly the mistral drove Vincent Van Gogh crazy
but I
suspect he was already headed in that direction. To quote Peter
Mayle -
"The mistral can blow the ears off a donkey."